. . . or should I say Cherry Pie? I've neglected my short story blog She Says lately. Yes. I have. Indeed, I've neglected it for two years entire. (Well, short of 20 days.) I suppose because I wrote these stories years ago. And I like writing, but I don't like promoting my work.
Oh. You didn't ask why? Oh, you wound me. I'm bleeding. I am. Hand me some gauze to stanch the flow. And while you are at it, pass the Puffs, too. A whole case of them. Please.